I'm a little bit nuts; I say nutty shit. I think it makes people uncomfortable because it reminds them of how guarded they are when all I really want to do is inspire them to take themselves a little less seriously. More often, we regret the things we didn't do or say rather than the things we did. I regret nothing.
Also, and just as kind of a note to the Universe, men are stupid. If I am sweet to you, it does not mean that I am trying to get you to be my one and only or even that I have some sort of big, gigantic feelings for you. I'm good at making people feel like they are important, apparently a little too important, which is more a reflection of how awesome I am as opposed to how awesome I think you are. Odds are you're not the only one that I'm being sweet to (unfortunately, odds are also you're not the only one that thinks I'm trying to steal his freedom), but there's a simple solution to this problem: be sweet back, stick it to me occasionally, and quit being so fucking weird. And if that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, grow a set and say so.
***And this is directed at so many of you that I really hope none of you takes personal offense at this. I love you all, and just wish you'd all quit being such pussies.