My four year old niece is a trip. I caught her eating jam with a fork out of one of those little packets of jam you get at diners. This is how our conversation went:
Aunt J: You're so weird. Are you eating jam with a fork?
L: I EAT JAM. OK?!
I eat jam. It's my thing.
My 9 yr old niece E: Why do you eat jam?
L: [shrugs her shoulders] It's just my thing, people.