Dinner parties at my house are the best. My life in a nutshell:
J1: You're so beautiful. Where's your boyfriend?
J2: I have, like, five. It's whatever. Not one of them is really doing it for me right now.
J3: I bet Joey knows some north Jersey guidos he could introduce you to.
J2: I like the skinny ones with the fresh haircuts, fancy track suits, deep V's, and nicely trimmed chest hair. Do you know any of them? Because thaaaat's what I'm looking for.
I love my gays.