Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
small truth.
Life is funny. And people are strange. And I mean that most emphatically. But rather than ranting here, I will leave it at that.
I have a first date tomorrow night that I am very excited about. Very, very.
I have a first date tomorrow night that I am very excited about. Very, very.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
guess who's coming to dinner.
Dinner parties at my house are the best. My life in a nutshell:
J1: You're so beautiful. Where's your boyfriend?
J2: I have, like, five. It's whatever. Not one of them is really doing it for me right now.
J3: I bet Joey knows some north Jersey guidos he could introduce you to.
J2: I like the skinny ones with the fresh haircuts, fancy track suits, deep V's, and nicely trimmed chest hair. Do you know any of them? Because thaaaat's what I'm looking for.
I love my gays.
J1: You're so beautiful. Where's your boyfriend?
J2: I have, like, five. It's whatever. Not one of them is really doing it for me right now.
J3: I bet Joey knows some north Jersey guidos he could introduce you to.
J2: I like the skinny ones with the fresh haircuts, fancy track suits, deep V's, and nicely trimmed chest hair. Do you know any of them? Because thaaaat's what I'm looking for.
I love my gays.
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